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i just wanted to save this bit… my cousin posted it on my profile and i think their quiet adorable. i wouldn’t garantee them to work on the person thier used on but its worth a shot hehe.

1. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? - ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo.
2. I’m a bee - can you be my honey?
3. May lahi ka bang keyboard? - type kasi kita
4. Papupulis kita! - ninakaw mo kasi puso ko
5. Are you a dictionary? - coz you add meaning to my life
6. I lost my number - can I have yours?
7. I forgot your name - can I call you mine?
8. Ice ka ba? - crush kita, okay lang?
9. Sweswertihin ka sa pagibig ngayong taon - pag naging akin ka
10. Meralco ka ba? - pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark
11. Bangin ka ba? - nahulog kasi ako sa’yo
12. May butas ba yang puso mo? - natrap kasi ako, can’t find my way out
13. Pustiso ka ba? - kasi I can’t smile without you
14. Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name for quite some time now..
15. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako nman sagutin mo..
16. Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo..? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin
17. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? ? At ikaw yung LAB ko.

cute no?

Got this in my email… funny toh

Host : Saan ang dream vacation mo?

Girl Contestant : Amangpulo.

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Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend?

Male Contestant : Uhmm…taptoy.

Host : What taptoy?

Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird.

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Host : What’s your ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Uhm, uhm, I am not sure….

Host : Hindi, kunwari ikaw, more or less.

Girl : Uhmm… more. (Crowd booing… ) Sige, Sige. Less, less….

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Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines?

Girl Contestant : Bocaue.

Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?

Girl : Because it’s a magnificent place.

Host : Which part of Bocaue?

Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces. (Banawe Kaya Yon!!)

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The contestant, presenting herself, talks into the mic and says, "Hi! I’m Cristine Reyes from Bagiuo…," and then she turns around, walks a little, goes back then yells at the top of her lungs! Then shouts, "CITYYYYYYYY!!!!"

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(From Little Miss Philippines)

Host : Anong gusto mo pag-laki mo?

Girl : Maging lalaki po!

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Host : Who’s your favorite author?

Contestant : Danielle Steele

Host : Why Danielle Steele?

Contestant : Because, because…Danielle Steele, I like best.

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Host : How would you like me to address you?

Contestant : My address is Project 8, Quezon City.

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Host : What is your best feature?

Contestant : My graduation feature.

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Host : So tell us, why did join this contest?

Contestant : Me, join this contest, why did I. Thank you!

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Host : What do you want to be after you graduate?

Contestant : I want to be a successful Medicine.

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Host : Hindi ito boob, hindi ito tube. Pero tinatawag itong boobtube. Ano ito?

Contestant : BRA!

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Host : What is you favorite motto?

Contestant : If others can’t why, why can’t I!

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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?

Contestant : Please come back.

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(From gay beauty contest)

Host : What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you?

Gay contestant : (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!

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Host : What is your typical day?

Contestant : I think Saturday po!

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(From gay contest)

Host : Ano ang advantage mo sa ibang contestant?

Gay Contestant : I think and believe na bilang isang bading……ano nga po ulit yung question?

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Host : Which part of your body is your best asset?

Contestant : (Believe it or not she answered) Si Melanie Marquez po!

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Host : What is your favorite motto?

Contestant : (After a long pause) I don’t have a motto eh. (So the crowd starts helping her out. The crowd starts saying "Time is gold! Time is gold!")

Contestant : I have na po. Chinese gold!

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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do it?"

Contestant : That’s a very good question. Keep it up. (Then the girl turns and walks away.)

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Host : So, you’re vegetarian, what is your favorite vegetable?

Contestant : I like potatoes, tomatoes, beans and what’s that? KALABASH?

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Host : What is your motto?

Contestant : Actor! (Everyone starts laughing.) Aay, actress pala.

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Host : Who is your favorite fictional character?

Girl : JOSE RIZAL! (Crowd starts laughing.) Host : Who is your favorite hero then?

Girl : Hulk Hogan.

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Host : If you were to become a superhero, what would your power be?

Girl Contestant : Uhmm… a bumble bee!

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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?

Girl Contestant : My edge…. 23 years old.

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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?

Girl : Between 24 and 25!

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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

Girl : I’ll be 28.

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Host : Describe your love one in three words.

Girl : Kahit nga po 1 word, kaya ko.

Host : OK, sige!

Girl : In one word, MY LIFE!

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Host : If you were given any special power, what would it be?

Girl : Power of Attorney!

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Host : So you like reading, who’s your favorite author?

Girl : Uhmm, Shakespeare.

Host : What works of Shakespeare?

Girl : Hindi ko po alam eh.

Host : But he’s your favorite.

Girl : Eh kasi patay na sya eh.

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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Girl : Drugs.

Host : Why?

Girl : Mahal eh!

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Host : What is the essence of being gay?

Contestant : I’m proud to be gay because what is naked is essential to the eye!

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Host : What makes you blush?

Girl : Blush on!

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Host : Hey, I heard you almost didn’t make it, how did you get here? Did you ride or did you walk?

Gay Contestant : Of course, did you ride. What do you think of me, did you walk?

i found this and would like to share it with everyone.

The message goes: As you know, we have plenty of
Koreans currently studying in the Philippines to take advantage
Of our cheaper tuition fees and learn English at the same time.
This is an essay written by a Korean student I want to
share with you. (Never mind the grammar;
it’s the CONTENT that counts ) Maybe it is timely to
think about this in the midst of all the confusion at present.

MY SHORT ESSAY ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES

Jaeyoun Kim

Filipinos always complain about the corruption in the
Philippines. Do you really think the corruption
is the problem of the Philippines ? I do not think so.

I strongly believe that the problem is the lack of love
For the Philippines.
Let me first talk about my country, Korea. It might
Help you understand my point.
After the Korean War, South Korea was one of the
Poorest countries in the world. Koreans
had to start from scratch because entire country was
destroyed after the Korean War, and we had no
natural resources.
Koreans used to talk about the Philippines , for
Filipinos
were very rich in Asia . We envy Filipinos.
Koreans really wanted to be well off like Filipinos.
Many Koreans died of famine.
My father & brother also died because of famine. Korean
government was very corrupt and is still very
corrupt beyond your imagination, but Korea was able to
develop dramatically because Koreans really
did their best for the common good with their heart
burning with patriotism.
Koreans did not work just for themselves but also for their
neighborhood and country. Education inspired young men with
the spirit of patriotism.
40 years ago, President Park took over the government to
reform Korea . He tried to borrow money
from other countries, but it was not possible to get a loan
and attract a foreign investment because the
economic situation of South Korea was so bad. Korea had
only three factories. So, President Park sent many mine
workers and nurses to Germany so that they could send money
to Korea to build a factory.
They had to go through horrible experience.
In 1964, President Park visited Germany to borrow money.
Hundred of Koreans in Germany came to the airport to
welcome him and cried there as they saw the President
Park
. They asked to him, "President, when can we be well off?"
That was the only question everyone asked to him.
President
Park cried with them and promised them that Korea would be
well off if everyone works hard for Korea , and the
President of Germany got the strong impression on them and
lent money to Korea . So, President Park was able to build
many factories in Korea . He always asked Koreans to love
their country from their heart.
Many Korean scientists and engineers in the USA came back
to Korea to help developing country
because they wanted their country to be well off.
Though they received very small salary, they did their
best for Korea . They always hoped that their children
would live in well off country.
My parents always brought me to the places where poor and
physically handicapped people live. They
wanted me to understand their life and help them.
I also worked for Catholic Church when I was in the army. The only
thing I learned from Catholic Church was that we have to
love our neighborhood. And, I have loved my neighborhood.
Have you cried for the Philippines ? I have cried for my
country several times. I also cried for the Philippines because of so
many poor people. I have been to the New Bilibid prison. What made me sad in the prison were the prisoners who do not have any love for their country. They go to mass and work for Church. They pray everyday.
However, they do not love the Philippines . I talked to
Two prisoners at the maximum-security compound, and both of
them said that they would leave the Philippines right
after they are released from the prison. They said that they
would start a new life in other countries and never
come back to the Philippines .
Many Koreans have a great love for Korea so that we
Were able to share our wealth with our neighborhood. The
Owners of factory and company were distributed their profit to
their employees fairly so that employees could buy what
they needed and saved money for the future and their children.
When I was in Korea , I had a very strong faith and wanted
to be a priest. However, when I came to the Philippines
, I completely lost my faith. I was very confused when I
saw many unbelievable situations in the Philippines . Street kids always make me sad, and I see them everyday. The Philippines is the
only Catholic country in Asia , but there are too many poor people here.
People go to church every Sunday to pray, but nothing
Has been changed.
My parents came to the Philippines last week and saw this
situation. They told me that Korea was much poorer than
the present Philippines when they were young. They are so sorry
that there are so many beggars and street kids. When we went to
Pasangjan, I forced my parents to take a boat because
it would fun. However, they were not happy after taking a
boat. They said that they would not take the boat again
because they were sympathized the boatmen, for the boatmen
were very poor and had a small frame. Most of people just took a boat and
enjoyed it. But, my parents did not enjoy it because of love
for them.
My mother who has been working for Catholic Church since I
was very young told me that if we just go to mass
without changing ourselves, we are not Catholic indeed. Faith
should come with action.
She added that I have to love Filipinos and do good things
for them because all of us are same and have received a
great love from God. I want Filipinos to love their
neighborhood and country as much as they love God so that
the Philippines will be well off.
I am sure that love is the keyword, which Filipinos should
remember. We cannot change the sinful structure at once. It
should start from person. Love must start in everybody,
in a s mall scale and have to grow. A lot of things happen
if we open up to love.
Let’s put away
our prejudices and look at our worries with our new eyes.
I discover that every person is worthy to be loved.
Trust in love, because it makes changes possible.

Love changes you and me. It changes people, contexts
And relationships. It changes the world. Please love your
neighborhood and country.
Jesus Christ said that whatever we do to others we do to
Him. In the Philippines , there is God for people who are
abused and abandoned.
There is God who is crying for
love. If you have a child, teach them how to love the
Philippines
.
Teach them why they have to love their neighborhood
and country. You already know that God also will be very happy if you love others.
That’s all I really want to ask you Filipinos.